Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Red Rocket's Rules of Rawhide

1. If Mommy gives me a rawhide bone, it's mine. 2. If Mommy gives you a rawhide bone, that's mine too. 3. If I leave my rawhide bone unattended for any reason, it's still mine. 4. If you leave your rawhide bone unattended, then it's mine. 5. If you attempt to confiscate my rawhide bone then I remind you, it's mine. 6. Any bones confiscated by Mommy or Daddy from Rachsie, Maggie or Hank belong to me. 7. Any bones unearthed from the back yard, regardless of the original date of burial, belong to me.

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