Monday, July 20, 2009
Case Number 07202009 Elves of the North Pole v. Red Rocket
Case Number: 07202009
Elves of the North Pole v. Red Rocket
Charge: Murder of Santa Claus Dog Toy
State charges that on or about July 20, 2009 one Red Rocket, dachshund, did willfully and intentionally unstuff and destroy a treasured relic of Christmas past, one Santa Claus dog toy. State further notes that the said defendant, Red Rocket, was caught red-pawed in the act and was immediately sentenced to confiscation of fluff.