Sick Bed

Emma used to follow me everywhere. I would often lose my patience with her because if I suddenly turned around to go in another direction I would trip over her. Today she is not following me around. She spent most of the afternoon laying under the dining room table. She also used to jump dozens of times a day: up and down, on and off the couch and the big red chair and the guest bed in the basement and our bed upstairs. She has stopped jumping. I went out and bought a bed for her and placed it next to our bed. August carried her into it after her evening trip outside and she has been there for the last hour while we are out in the living room. Edward picked out a giant stuffed camel to put in the bed with her. This is so heartbreaking for me and probably for her too. I am seriously contemplating sleeping on the floor next to her sick bed.

Dear Old Dog

Emma is probably about 10 or 11 years old now. Since I adopted her we don't know her exact birthday. She's gotten grey around the chin but has mostly been healthy. But this morning she lost her balance and fell on the way outside. And later this morning she fell again after greeting me at the front door as I returned home from work. We visited Dr. Olson. And he suspects lymphoma... We await the test results and love, love, love her. Edward has offered many hugs this afternoon. He has asked if Emma's leg is broken like Red Rocket's.

Minty Fresh (We Hope)

Red Rocket occasionally suffers from a wicked case of halitosis. To look on the bright side, I rarely oversleep because as he licks my face in bed in the mornings I would rather rise than asphyxiate from the smell. To look at the glass half empty, I have exceeded my grocery budget several times over the past few weeks as I dished out extra money for organic dog biscuits infused with the essence of parsley to control his condition. Edward and I also made a trip to Petsmart to purchase this mint-flavored plastic bone in the hopes of quelling his bad breath.

Sock Thief

Red Rocket is a sock thief. He removes socks from laundry piles. He steals socks that are stuffed inside tennis shoes. And this sock he lifted from my purse. Once again Dr. Freud must ponder if his loss of a foot has led to a foot fetish...

Snuggle Time

On a lazy Sunday morning I was rewarded with two special treats: a Starbucks coffee delivered by August and Edward and four bed buddies!

Fighting for a Lap

Owning "lap dogs" and "lap cats" is wonderful. Every time you sit down there is a warm, furry creature to keep you warm. However, having two lap dogs and two lap cats can lead to sibling rivalry. Red Rocket and Sophie, both being obstinate creatures, refused to yield August's lap one morning and therefore had to share.

Angels and Dachshunds

Red Rocket enjoys a little light evening reading.

Bubblehead

This evening as I prepared Edward's bubble bath Red Rocket raced into the bathroom to look into the tub (this is his usual routine.) Edward, however, decided to break with routine tonight and when he looked into the tub declared, "no bubbles!" So Red Rocket and I began the process of scooping the bubbles out of the tub and rinsing them into the sink. We all got a little goofy - here's Red Rocket as a bubblehead!

The Mother Ship

During an elaborate session of lego play Red Rocket pretends to be the International Space Station offering docking areas for the smaller shuttles that visit the pink universe.

Labor Saving Devices

Dogs and cats are the best labor saving devices. Who dares to disturb their slumbers by straightening the pillows on the couch or making the bed?

Dog Blog

Red Rocket reads the latest comments posted to the Report. Thanks fans!

Girl Toys

Red Rocket is the first male pet to become part of our family. It's been almost impossible to break the habit of saying, "Have the GIRLS been fed?" "Have the GIRLS gone outside?" To add insult to injury, Red Rocket must play with girl toys such as this small stuffed bear emblazoned with pink roses...

Innocent Looking Yet Clearly Guilty

A beautiful cool morning in Wichita. Sun filters through the crepe myrtle tree to create warm patterns on the deck where Red Rocket sits looking innocent. But he is guilty. Those little yellow Mickey Mouse shoes next to him were set neatly by the back door when I let him outside...

Rouge Le Pew

This evening several of the neighborhood boys came by to see Red Rocket. As I picked him up and carried him towards the door to greet his adoring public I caught a wiff of that unmistakable odor: eau du cat poop. August had just finished mowing the back yard and no doubt unearthed some irresistible morsel deposited by one of the roving neighborhood felines that Red Rocket decided he needed to mask himself in. Typical dachshund. So, Red Rocket, after saying hello to the boys, was immediately carried to the tub for a bath.

"Want Red Rocket on My Lap!"

The whole family went on the Starbucks run this morning. Edward yelled, "Want Red Rocket on my lap!" and Red Rocket happily obliged and spent the entire ride there and back on Edward's lap. Why are our pets so well behaved on these outings? We have a special trick...

Attacking Captain Hook

I need to watch Peter Pan again. Didn't the crocodile eat Captain Hook's hook? Or was it an alarm clock that he ate? Or both? Anyway, this morning Red Rocket grabbed the plastic hook from Edward's pirate costume and started chomping away. It was confiscated and a proper bone was substituted.

Wii Love Lap Time

Red Rocket is the epitome of the perfect lap dog and his desire to remain in a lap is so strong that he will put up with the greatest of inconveniences and disturbances. Here he is napping while August plays Wii. The flapping hands and flying cords didn't seem to bother Red Rocket one bit.

Potty Training

Both Edward and Red Rocket struggle with potty training issues. We hope that with large doses of love, patience and gentle encouragement they will consistently place their deposits in the correct places. Edward's encouragement also involves a Star Wars laptop that he is only allowed to play on the potty. During a recent visit to the toilet Red Rocket dropped by to offer Edward some peer reinforcement.

Action!

This was an action shot of Maggie and Red Rocket playing. I think Maggie was attempting to scale the back of the couch and you can see Red Rocket's ear in the lower left hand corner of the composition suggesting that he was running away after somehow provoking her. Clearly, I need to adjust the shutter speed on my camera to achieve better action shots.

Sous Chef Asleep on the Job

On the weekends I typically spend hours in the kitchen preparing meals for the coming week. The dogs love to stalk me hoping for an accidental spill or a weak moment when I might decide to throw them a piece of chicken or beef. On this particular day Red Rocket got tired of waiting for a treat and dragged his green dog into the kitchen to use as a pillow while he napped. His nap location, however, was in the "hot zone" so he could jump up at a moment's notice to grab any morsel that might be dropped.