Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Minty Fresh (We Hope)

Red Rocket occasionally suffers from a wicked case of halitosis. To look on the bright side, I rarely oversleep because as he licks my face in bed in the mornings I would rather rise than asphyxiate from the smell. To look at the glass half empty, I have exceeded my grocery budget several times over the past few weeks as I dished out extra money for organic dog biscuits infused with the essence of parsley to control his condition. Edward and I also made a trip to Petsmart to purchase this mint-flavored plastic bone in the hopes of quelling his bad breath.

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