Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Scene of the Crime

Interrupted robbery in progress, assailant fled. Suspect is 3 feet tall, 65 pounds, with chocolate brown hair. Suspect is armed with large brown whip that can inflict serious injury. Absconded with 9 chocolate chip cookies. Suspect will no doubt experience intestinal distress and will be unpleasant to sleep with tonight. Anonymous tips can be left at 1-800-STOP-HANK.
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1 comment:

  1. The real question is, where did the rest of those cookies Hank didn't eat end up? No chance a plate of those could have found their way to the museum, eh? They sure look delicious!