Case Number: 07202009
Elves of the North Pole v. Red Rocket
Charge: Murder of Santa Claus Dog Toy
State charges that on or about July 20, 2009 one Red Rocket, dachshund, did willfully and intentionally unstuff and destroy a treasured relic of Christmas past, one Santa Claus dog toy. State further notes that the said defendant, Red Rocket, was caught red-pawed in the act and was immediately sentenced to confiscation of fluff.
I read the article about Red Rocket in the Eagle when he was in search of a new home. So glad he found you & your family. It's great reading about his adventures....... thanks for sharing Red Rocket with us.
ReplyDeleteOh Red Rocket. I don't know. You might have been framed... My advice is to deny, deny, deny. And whatever happens, I'd still bring you carob-coated doggy bones--even in doggy detention.
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