"You don't need to stand there and watch me, Mom. I'm not even the slightest bit interested in snatching cereal from that bowl Edward is precariously holding over the arm of the chair. No, the side of my lip is NOT raised in anticipation of an accidental (or not so accidental) spill of the cereal. I'm just smiling with gratitude that you feed me sumptuous beef-infused morsels while you force your dear child to eat dry grains."
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